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The Grey Rooms

Sep 18, 2020

The Grey Rooms Presents: The Dismal Dirge of JM Scherf


Pets are fun. They offer companionship. They offer protection. They offer complete and utter obedience. But, only if you train them properly... Let this last bonus installment of The Dismal Dirge of JM Scherf guide you through the many pitfalls of being a pet owner!

This musical track is entitled “Mister” and comes to us from S2BONUS5 - Good Morning, Angela, written by Mike Lee. Take notes as JM Scherf masters his music and trains his tempos. A man loves his new pet, but she doesn't love him back. She's also a human...

All music for The Grey Rooms is composed and orchestrated by JM Scherf

Dismal Dirge Artwork by Brooks Bigley

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Jason Wilson - Executive Producer, Host, Audio Engineering, Sound Design, Actor

JM Scherf - Musical Composition, Performance

Michael Zenke - Season Narrative, Writer, Editor

Graham Rowat - Associate Producer, Social Media, Actor

Cassie Pertiet - Episode Artwork, Web Design

Brooks Bigley - Social Media, Patreon, Show Notes

Hail Scherf - Videography Director


Every two weeks, JM Scherf releases a new instrumental inspired by the musical score of the current episode. The financial donations of our patrons allow us to share creations like this. The crew behind The Grey Rooms Podcast love this project with a fierce passion, and we're awake at all hours of the night, plotting how to unsettle you and bring a unique twist to the audio drama world.

If you want to donate some moolah to help us achieve world domination (which means more instrumentals for you), then consider joining our Patreon family. We have different tiers to satisfy any craving. And thank you for believing in us.

- The Grey Rooms Team



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